Pilot

Game: Battlestar Galactica
Starring: Felix Gaeta (Jun), Cally (Ali), Gaius Baltar (Hans), Starbuck (Jo), Lee Adama (Hans)

Felix Gaeta didn't cover his tracks well.

Ohmygosh admiral Gaeta please nuke all the ships in that area!

Gaeta: Hmmm... I feel like launching a scout.

Though he knew he is different from others since the start, he didn't have a chance to hit the others hard. Now he has a chance.

The others stared at him, urging him to do something about the current crisis that they are facing.  

Nope, I don't feel like doing anything about it.

Cally stared at him with disbelief.  Gaius said nothing, but he might as well print a banner on his forehead saying ' I knew it #$%@!'

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It's PRESIDENT Cally's turn (it's weird I know).  There was a bomb in the water reservoir, and now precious H2O's are being flushed out into the space.

Cally: Ok now that we know that Gaeta is a cylon, I'm gonna shoot someone, either Starbuck or Lee. Then one of you put Gaeta in the brig. On?

Lee: WHAT?!!!!! Wait!! I'm not a cylon!!!!!!!

Cally: Shut up! You have been acting like a cylon since the start!!!!!!

Lee: Since when?!!! ohmygosh #%!%!^^*$*

*water continues to leak into space as Gaeta watch in amusement*

Cally: Starbuck, what do you think? Should I kill Starbuck or Gaius? (ironically starbuck was the other cylon)

Some time later-

Cally: Ok now I'm gonna shoot you, Lee.

Gaeta: But he's piloting a viper outside of Galactica! You cant shoot him with a handgun when he's not even in the ship!

Cally: Oh. Ok then I'm gonna shoot you, cylon.

Gaeta: No, no no, I think it's better if you put me in the brig and throw away the key.

Cally: Ok, Then I'm gonna shoot you Gaius.

This went on for time time before the president decided that the water sabotage should be attended to first. Who elected the emotional engineer to be the president again?


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Humans are one jump away from Earth.

Starbuck: Nooo they dont let them get away!!! Do something!!

Gaeta: RAWR I have blown up your FTL control muahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaa die you pathetic humans you cannot jump away now muahahahhahahaha high five my fellow cylon friend Starbuck!

10 seconds later, Cally came to the bridge, punched Gaeta senseless and fixed the FTL and jumped the humans to Earth.
With 1 freaking fuel left and 2 morale. Bummer.